Friday, July 25, 2008

TO UNDO VOCAL INFIRMITIES

THIS ARE THE LIST OF TONGUE TWISTERS:
1

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. TO GO BACK Peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. ROOT
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?


2

A quick witted cricket critic.


3 <#T3>

IF IF = THEN THEN THEN = ELSE ELSE ELSE = IF;

/programming language PL/I by Bruce Walker/

4

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.


5

How many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?

/from the comic /Calvin & Hobbes/, by Bill Waterson/

6

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?


7

Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.

/by Raymond Weisling/

8

Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.


9

Coy knows pseudonoise codes.

/by Pierre Abbat/

10

Sheena leads, Sheila needs.


11

The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne
throughout Thursday.


12

Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles
thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the
thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand
thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty
year old thug thought of that morning.

/by Meaghan Desbiens/

13

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?


14

Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.


15

You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!